Bumbling Bob the Prognosticator

As TSN resident hockey expert limps into the conference finals sporting his 7-5 record, a record equivalent to that of a wheel spinning monkey, Bob McKenzie has taken it upon himself to rally the Ducks.

What better way thought he, the great hockey prognosticator, to protect himself from another embarassing loss to his primitive colleague. Embarass the Ducks into a win! Write a veiled article questioning their heart, include quotes from the Oilers #37, that will really get the fowl blood curdling in a must win game three.

Maggie may be a monkey, but Bob, these playoffs you are proving to be quite the Quack.

Give the Oilers credit where credit is due, their success is not always a result of their oppositions failures Bob. The quicker you come to grips that even you the great Bob MacKenzie has underestimated the testicular fortitude of coach MacT's roster, the quicker you can stop this charade thats lingering onwards with no ending in sight.